on the weekend i got real drunk and did naked cartwheels in national park with some hottie babe i met at 1am. we both got ass molested by various ants. it was sick.
When you find out someone is a lying fuck storm xo
Shane just hit my cat in the face with his dick. Lol
How unsatisfyingly gay is it =( fml
Whats a nig to do?
Why is it so hard to forget people sometimes!! Grrrrr
I had a journal that I wrote obscene shit in but it’s been captured never to be seen again, where the fuck art thou journal? I hope old mate doesn’t have it.
Why the fuck do people talk to me when I have headphones in? I can’t hear you, you fuck. Shut your face
" Hey kids it’s borgore do you know what’s hardcore?
Me shuvin an elephant up ya sisters back door”
Fuckin lost my shit
My cats purr sounds like “people, people, people, people, peep hole, peep hole, purple”
Why am I eating Devon, what the fuck even is it….
Like literally the greatest gif ever, I’ve watched this at least 100 times now.
- The chick in the yellow tries so hard to hang, but water hits her and she drowns and flys away in less than a second
- The chick in the pink gets tossed all around the boat hitting her face numerous times
- The dude driving SLAMS and his sunglasses fly around
- The 3 dudes in the back are headbanging so hard it looks like they’re at a GWAR concert
lost my shit