batshit cray

dear diary,

on the weekend i got real drunk and did naked cartwheels in national park with some hottie babe i met at 1am. we both got ass molested by various ants. it was sick. 

the end

Posted
3 months ago

When you find out someone is a lying fuck storm xo

Posted
11 months ago

Shane just hit my cat in the face with his dick. Lol

Posted
1 year ago
sleepymiss asked: aw shit bitch, we have the exact same love life at the moment :|


Answer:

How unsatisfyingly gay is it =( fml
Whats a nig to do?

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Posted
1 year ago

Why is it so hard to forget people sometimes!! Grrrrr

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Posted
1 year ago

I had a journal that I wrote obscene shit in but it’s been captured never to be seen again, where the fuck art thou journal? I hope old mate doesn’t have it.
Fuck

Posted
1 year ago

Why the fuck do people talk to me when I have headphones in? I can’t hear you, you fuck. Shut your face

Posted
1 year ago

" Hey kids it’s borgore do you know what’s hardcore?
Me shuvin an elephant up ya sisters back door”

Fuckin lost my shit

Posted
1 year ago

My cats purr sounds like “people, people, people, people, peep hole, peep hole, purple”

Posted
1 year ago

Why am I eating Devon, what the fuck even is it….

Posted
1 year ago
lunar-cry:

instill-hope:

disimba:

Like literally the greatest gif ever, I’ve watched this at least 100 times now.
The chick in the yellow tries so hard to hang, but water hits her and she drowns and flys away in less than a second
The chick in the pink gets tossed all around the boat hitting her face numerous times
The dude driving SLAMS and his sunglasses fly around
The 3 dudes in the back are headbanging so hard it looks like they’re at a GWAR concert

lost my shit

lunar-cry:

instill-hope:

disimba:

Like literally the greatest gif ever, I’ve watched this at least 100 times now.

  • The chick in the yellow tries so hard to hang, but water hits her and she drowns and flys away in less than a second
  • The chick in the pink gets tossed all around the boat hitting her face numerous times
  • The dude driving SLAMS and his sunglasses fly around
  • The 3 dudes in the back are headbanging so hard it looks like they’re at a GWAR concert

lost my shit

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

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Posted
1 year ago

How to make Piñata cookies!

MY LIFE JUST CHANGED YOU GUYS

Oh my god

(via skywartooth)

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1 year ago