dear diary,

on the weekend i got real drunk and did naked cartwheels in national park with some hottie babe i met at 1am. we both got ass molested by various ants. it was sick. 

the end

I had a journal that I wrote obscene shit in but it’s been captured never to be seen again, where the fuck art thou journal? I hope old mate doesn’t have it.
Fuck

Why the fuck do people talk to me when I have headphones in? I can’t hear you, you fuck. Shut your face

" Hey kids it’s borgore do you know what’s hardcore?
Me shuvin an elephant up ya sisters back door”

Fuckin lost my shit

My cats purr sounds like “people, people, people, people, peep hole, peep hole, purple”

lunar-cry:

instill-hope:

disimba:

Like literally the greatest gif ever, I’ve watched this at least 100 times now.
The chick in the yellow tries so hard to hang, but water hits her and she drowns and flys away in less than a second
The chick in the pink gets tossed all around the boat hitting her face numerous times
The dude driving SLAMS and his sunglasses fly around
The 3 dudes in the back are headbanging so hard it looks like they’re at a GWAR concert

lost my shit

lunar-cry:

instill-hope:

disimba:

Like literally the greatest gif ever, I’ve watched this at least 100 times now.

  • The chick in the yellow tries so hard to hang, but water hits her and she drowns and flys away in less than a second
  • The chick in the pink gets tossed all around the boat hitting her face numerous times
  • The dude driving SLAMS and his sunglasses fly around
  • The 3 dudes in the back are headbanging so hard it looks like they’re at a GWAR concert

lost my shit

hilarious